So Jer is on day 9 of 16 of being a bachelor. The day I left him all he had in the refrigerator was an XL pizza and some leftover cheesy bread from watching the All Star game. I know that if I was really helpful I would have stocked the fridge with food for the next 2-weeks, but, he's informed me that he likes to try out new restaurants when I leave town, so I let it go.
I will now provide you with a list of what this boy has eaten in the past 9 days:
- pizza
- hamburger (with french fries)
- burrito
- pizza
- chocolate chip muffins
I told him that his challenge for this week was to eat something green, and no, green M&M's did not count. Seriously, the kid is lacking some major nutrients... I wonder if he even knows how to identify broccoli any more... though he is trying to convince me that the fries on the side of his hamburger sufficed for a vegetable!
Is this what happens to all bachelors?
So, if anyone in SA is reading this post, please try to pass off to Jeremy an apple, banana, or any other food item that is grown and not produced by McDonald's or Nabisco! =)
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