Jeremy shouldn't play with fire!

Since all my friends are writing out cute things their kids say, I couldn't resist telling you about a couple of funny conversations I had with Jeremy last week.

The scene: Jeremy had just dropped me off at the airport, it was 5:00am, he headed back to our apartment. It was technically one of the first times it was cold in San Antonio (a.k.a. below 50 degrees). Phone rings as I'm sitting at the gate - it's from Jeremy...

Jeremy: Make it stop!!! Make it stop!!

Rory: What? Make what stop? Wait - what is that noise, where are you? (loud obnoxious siren in the background) Are you under arrest?

Jeremy: I just turned on the heat and it set off the fire alarm in our apartment... and I can't make it go off...ahhhhhh!

Rory: Turn off the heater dork!

Jeremy: I already did - Oh no, are the neighbors going to come after me. It's 5:30am!!

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The scene: Fade to two days later. I am still on my business trip. Luckily the alarm has long since stopped going off... or has it? My phone is ringing and it's Jeremy...

Rory: Hello. What is that sound?

Jeremy: Make it stop!

Rory: Is that the fire alarm again? What the heck are you doing?

Jeremy: I made a pizza for dinner, but forgot about it, since the football game was on. Now it is just a black charred mess, and the alarm won't stop!

Rory: Open the doors! Start fanning something... I don't know! I've never set off the alarm ever! =) (45 seconds pass and all I hear are bangs, sirens, and the occasional grunt).

Jeremy: Okay, under control - talk to you later! I have to go figure out if the pizza is still edible - it should be okay, right?

See, husbands can be just as entertaining when they are trying to fend for themselves!

Why we aren't ready for kids...

For Christmas, Jeremy's work decided to adopt a family in need. So tonight, Jeremy and I went shopping for our 1 year-old girl and 2 year-old boy at Target. This proved to be a lot more challenging than we thought, and again showed us that we are definitely not ready for parenthood...not even close!

First we headed to the clothes section. How hard can it be to find clothes in sizes 2T and 3T respectively? Wrong! I held up some jeans that were a size 2T and looked like they could easily fit a kindergartner, not a one year-old! Plus, do one-year-olds even wear jeans?

Jeremy had the same difficulty. Somehow his little sweatshirt looked right, but the pants were definitely out of proportion, by a factor of three! There were T's, M's, and 24's swirling in our minds and it was just way too confusing. So we decided to go to something easier...

Fearing that our sizing abilities were shot, we headed to the shoe section. We knew that they were sizes 5 and 9 respectively, but suddenly there were multiple sizes for infants, toddlers, and beyond. And should I get my one year-old something practical or red ruby slippers like Dorothy? Or do the kids like Dora these days? When was the last time I babysat again? And what kind of arch support is best for a newly walking little one?

Scared off by the overwhelming options on shoes we decided to head for the toy section. How hard could this be? I mean they have stickers on the boxes to tell you how old the kids should be. Unfortunately my sheet told me that my one year-old liked barbies.... is it possible to like barbies at that age? Wouldn't she try to eat the high heeled shoes off or something? No, I'd have to find something else.

Twenty minutes later, after walking the toy aisles at least 5 times each, and actually watching a woman laugh out loud at us as Jeremy proclaimed, "The kid is one, come on. I mean what can a one year old do?" ....we finally found our purchases.

The old standbys. Mr. Potato Head, Play Do, a Care Bear, and Dora the Explorer (who apparently smells like cherries). I don't know how parents make sense of all this, especially with a kid in tow. I had one big kid in tow and it was hard enough!

Mind Tricks

So while I was traveling last week I definitely had one of those mind-trick moments.

I had called Jeremy to say goodnight, crawled into my 3-star-a-night hotel room bed, flipped back the sheets, turned over onto my stomach, and then screamed as I saw something brown, fast moving, and headed straight under me!!!

What I thought I saw was this, but not a cartoon version:

What it turned out I saw was this:


One of the leftover Whoopers that I had somehow missed from my snack earlier that evening. Man did that thing roll straight towards me! =)

Needless to say I was happy it was the chocolate covered option instead of the other one!

Don't Mess with the M&M Cookie

Just got back from the store and decided to get Jeremy some cookies - since for the past 3 weeks, right around 10:00pm, he will turn to me and say "A cookie would be really good right about now!"

Apparently I committed a major error in judgment this evening when I bought the standard HEB chocolate chip cookies and not the M&M ones. I was told that there is no comparison...can anyone help me out here?

Can't I get a little credit for just getting the cookies in the first place! =)

I wish it was Florence, Italy!

Good early morning to you! I'm currently at the San Antonio Airport with vanilla latte and scone in hand, waiting for my 6:00am flight heading to Florence, Alabama (apparently the whole San Antonio Missions hockey team is going to be on my flight too...this could be exciting...or anticlimactic the more I think about it). Ahhh, the things that entertain you on 3 hours of sleep!

When my client said that I'd was headed to Florence to interview her mother-in-law, I immediately thought this was too good to be true. My first Italian biography project! Yep, too good to be true. I'm heading to Alabama folks! On the bright side, the flight is a lot shorter!

This is actually my first trip to Alabama, so I have tried to research their specialties. As of now I can only identify fried catfish - which I'm not so sure about, so I'll keep you posted!

According to Wiki:
Florence is often known as "The Shoals," which kind of reminds me of some kind of tobacco chew? right? Luckily I'm not into that, so catfish it is!

Have a great week everyone! Get that holiday shopping done early...and if you're still looking for a great idea, I highly recommend making a family photo book from a company called MyPublisher.com. My brother and I make one every year for my parents...and their new 11x17 format makes anyone's photos look amazing! Plus it always makes Mom cry, and isn't that what we're all looking for! =)

It's beginning to look a lot...

Not that I haven't been counting down to this day since early November, but tonight we had the chance to go pick out our Christmas tree!

I had to walk past all of the really big and gorgeous trees to find the perfect one for our apartment...what they like to call a "table top" tree - I'm sure you can guess why...

We were the only ones there, so I had them open up a few of them to find the perfect one! Jeremy thought this was more than hilarious, when I kept saying, "I think we can do better!" =)

Nothing like fitting the whole thing in the trunk of my mustang!

Here's the decorating in progress - and yes Delilah was on the radio playing all her favorite holiday songs... Jeremy was a real trooper to put up with her poem about twinkling lights and garland...and luckily they didn't bust out the Feliz Navidad song again, it was all Kenny G, all the time!

Taa....daaaaa! Here's our table topper Siefer tree!

For the past couple of years we have tried to pick out an ornament together...even if the ornament weighs down the entire right side of the tree. Here was our pick for 2006...

2007.... inspired by Jeremy's broken leg last year.

And here is this year's latest addition! Jeremy wanted the hedgehog one, but I convinced him the snowman was cool too!

Hope that all of you can have as much fun decorating your trees and spending time with your loved ones this holiday season. It's these cheesy memories that are priceless! =)

Turkey Day in Dallas

We just got back from Dallas and a great trip home for Turkey Day with the family. Here are some of the festivities we captured:

We all took part in the Turkey Trot downtown - Ry ran the 8 miles while the rest of us walked the three! Gotta love seeing people dressed as turkeys and reindeers!

Jer helping make the Thanksgiving feast - his corn casserole is now a Werner favorite.

Gotta love the pilgrim placeholders that my Mom made for the whole family circa 1987, Jeremy was excited because Mom added one for him this year...that's when you know you are an official part of the family!

I wanted to learn "Turkey Carving 101" from my Dad this year. The best part was stealing the good pieces before they got to the platter!

You have to take a picture of the table before you eat!

Nothing like watching my parents try to play Mario Kart on the Wii! "Mom, you're going the wrong way!!"

Being home also means being my parents' IT department! Here Jeremy and Ryan are trying to get back the sound function on both laptops...how did they delete their sound drivers?

Here's the Uno Stacko champion at work...about thirty seconds later my Dad knocked down the whole tower...you know it's coming, but it still cracks me up!

Hope all of you had a very thankful holiday with your families!
For the full complete set of photos, check them out here!